Mrrow meow rrrprrt meeeeowww prrrt pprroooow *chirp chirp* wwwoooooww meow mooow meow rrrrrttt mow... Prrt?
There! The translation matrix apprently wasn't working at first. Must be halloween ghoulish leftovers...or maybe someone left a candy bar to melt a little too close to the blogger server again.
Hey! it wasn't me! Chocolate is poision to a tabby like me. I prefer those adorable freeze dried salmon cubes...it's too bad the humans wouldn't let me out to trick or treat with them. Can you imagine a cat like me coming home empty handed?
Oh...it rained...never mind. No salmon is worth getting actually wet for...that's what treat bags are for, let the humans do all the work.