*checks kibble bowl*
Um this thing doesn't fill itself you know.
*Watches cascade of kibble falling into bowl*
*Snatches an errant piece out of the air*
Ah. Full bowl of kibble. I think I'll take a nap now.
No no, that kibble isn't for eating...not yet anyway.
Gotta let it breathe a little...Ok it's breathed enough.
Kibble prepare to take your last breath!
NOM NOM NOM!