I don't smell any dog out there. Haven't even heard one all day.
I'mma gonna go check and see.
*takes cautious step into doorway*
*takes cautious steps past doorway*
*takes cautious steps into living room*
OMYGEE I'M FAMISHED!
*sits down in front of kibble bowl*
Nom nom nom
Why in the world did the humans say there was gonna be a dog here today?