For your information I was not on yesterday because I setting a new record for chain sleeping, not because some silly human proclaimed yesterday cat free internet day.
I have not actually heard of this cat free internet day before today.
It kinda stinks.
I shall bury this nonsense in the litter box like the rest of the poop.
*scratch scratch scratch*
*litter flies out of the box*
There. All nice and tidy again. Now if only we could get rid of the dogs!
Seriously? You think some cat hating human could keep me away from the internet? I have these things on my paws called claws you know, and yes I understand how to use them and where to strike to cause the maximum level of swearing.
News article on the silly day
Hmm cheeseburger huh? I gotta check that out!