Explain something to me.
Today I stalked a leaf that the humans accidentally let in, purrfecting my paw steps to make little sound. As I wound up my tail end ready to pounce, one of the humans loudly proclaimed
"Oh look Ducky is doing the celery thing again!"
Of course this totally ruined any element of surprise I might of had with the leaf so I promptly turned and gave the human the ole stink eye and retreated to my wickerbed before the leaf could get any ideas.
What does celery have to do with stalking?
Humans make no sense!