You know, I love summer. Lots of fresh air, warm sun shining down on my fur, corn on the cob.
I don't know why the humans throw these cob things out. They're positively soaked in butter!
Who cares about the stupid corn? Ew veggies! But the cobs are like butter sponges you can just keep sucking on and they always taste grea...oh snap busted!
*run run run skid*
It's not my fault they put them in the plastic bin thing! How else am I supposed to get to em without knocking over the rest of the 'garbage'?
These humans seriously need to make this easier on me.