...a warm lap on a cold day.
...a friend to snuggle with when a warm lap is unavailable.
...a can of tuna when you're feeling hungry.
...kibble to fill any bowl.
...all the nip a cat can gobble down while still believing gravity.
...a wicker bed to call your own.
...a crinkle ball that's never far away.
...a crew who understands all these and more.
Happiness is being a cat.
I think I shall now take a nap.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Whee!
I'm up high!
Look at me I'm up high!
Hey now, ho now I'm up high.
The water heater is my domain, I claim this land in the name of Duckia, all hail me as I am up higher than you!
Hey humans! look at me I'm up high, you totally can't reach...Zoinks!
*run run run skid*
Phew! They almost got me!
Displaced from my lands, I shall reclaim what is mine, as soon as you aren't looking.
Mark my words, Duckia shall be mine again!
Oohh feeding time already? I think I could survive displaced from my lands with this.
Look at me I'm up high!
Hey now, ho now I'm up high.
The water heater is my domain, I claim this land in the name of Duckia, all hail me as I am up higher than you!
Hey humans! look at me I'm up high, you totally can't reach...Zoinks!
*run run run skid*
Phew! They almost got me!
Displaced from my lands, I shall reclaim what is mine, as soon as you aren't looking.
Mark my words, Duckia shall be mine again!
Oohh feeding time already? I think I could survive displaced from my lands with this.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Wow I slept a whole week!
At least in terms of this blog thing.
It's been a hectic time around the house. The humans are acting weird about this mousey with wings that was found in the backyard. We could see it from our favorite window but we couldn't get at it because of the stupid screen blocking the window.
Some of the humans have even cried and it bothers us all when that happens because we don't know what to do anymore than they do. A bit of extra affectionate allorubbing only seems to make it worse. Even Patches is worried.
I've heard them say words like RAYBEE's and QUAR-AN-TEEEN but I'm not sure what it means.
You don't think it has anything to do with those dogs coming back do you?
Maybe that's why the humans are crying? They don't want their curtains shredded?
I hope things get better soon but I think for the next while, until the humans stop acting weird I'm gonna be less frequent on posting to the blog.
It'll only be for a little while, try not to kill the internets without me ok?
It's been a hectic time around the house. The humans are acting weird about this mousey with wings that was found in the backyard. We could see it from our favorite window but we couldn't get at it because of the stupid screen blocking the window.
Some of the humans have even cried and it bothers us all when that happens because we don't know what to do anymore than they do. A bit of extra affectionate allorubbing only seems to make it worse. Even Patches is worried.
I've heard them say words like RAYBEE's and QUAR-AN-TEEEN but I'm not sure what it means.
You don't think it has anything to do with those dogs coming back do you?
Maybe that's why the humans are crying? They don't want their curtains shredded?
I hope things get better soon but I think for the next while, until the humans stop acting weird I'm gonna be less frequent on posting to the blog.
It'll only be for a little while, try not to kill the internets without me ok?
Saturday, September 12, 2009
*yawn*
Hmm what?
*blinks slowly*
*yawn*
Oh, I thought you said something.
Never mind.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
*blinks slowly*
*yawn*
Oh, I thought you said something.
Never mind.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Cat free internet day?
For your information I was not on yesterday because I setting a new record for chain sleeping, not because some silly human proclaimed yesterday cat free internet day.
I have not actually heard of this cat free internet day before today.
It kinda stinks.
I shall bury this nonsense in the litter box like the rest of the poop.
*scratch scratch scratch*
*litter flies out of the box*
There. All nice and tidy again. Now if only we could get rid of the dogs!
Seriously? You think some cat hating human could keep me away from the internet? I have these things on my paws called claws you know, and yes I understand how to use them and where to strike to cause the maximum level of swearing.
News article on the silly day
Hmm cheeseburger huh? I gotta check that out!
I have not actually heard of this cat free internet day before today.
It kinda stinks.
I shall bury this nonsense in the litter box like the rest of the poop.
*scratch scratch scratch*
*litter flies out of the box*
There. All nice and tidy again. Now if only we could get rid of the dogs!
Seriously? You think some cat hating human could keep me away from the internet? I have these things on my paws called claws you know, and yes I understand how to use them and where to strike to cause the maximum level of swearing.
News article on the silly day
Hmm cheeseburger huh? I gotta check that out!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
New trick
You'd be amazed at what being late for supper can do.
Yeah maybe I was sound asleep and didn't hear the food call, so of course the humans go running through the apartment searching for me, I hear them calling and slowly stretch as I normally do before getting up and they find me like that, stretched out in my wickerbed. They speak differently, softer than normal and can't seem to keep their hands off me. Ok the pinch test was a bit much but I got out my best arsenal and slowly looked up at them softly blinking and that was all it took.
My dish full of food was brought to me, all the petting and grooming I can get.
Seriously ok that might be getting annoying having them check on me every 30 minutes but totally worth it in the end.
I wonder what'd they do if I ever so carefully coughed?
I must be careful with this opportunity though or they be shipping me off to the VET.
Humans can be such suckers. hehehe
Yeah maybe I was sound asleep and didn't hear the food call, so of course the humans go running through the apartment searching for me, I hear them calling and slowly stretch as I normally do before getting up and they find me like that, stretched out in my wickerbed. They speak differently, softer than normal and can't seem to keep their hands off me. Ok the pinch test was a bit much but I got out my best arsenal and slowly looked up at them softly blinking and that was all it took.
My dish full of food was brought to me, all the petting and grooming I can get.
Seriously ok that might be getting annoying having them check on me every 30 minutes but totally worth it in the end.
I wonder what'd they do if I ever so carefully coughed?
I must be careful with this opportunity though or they be shipping me off to the VET.
Humans can be such suckers. hehehe
Monday, September 7, 2009
A shoutout exchange
In exchange for Toby (one of my crew) giving this blog a shoutout on his fanclub at sheezyart, I've agreed to give a shoutout to his new facebook fan page.
Toby's Fan Page on Facebook!
Purrsonaly at the moment I think I'm getting the better side of this deal seeing as I have zero followers and he has several established fans and once he starts getting more famous over at facebook maybe I'll actually pick up a few followers too!
I gotta say, if I ever get any followers, it's be nice to have one of those.
Anyone can say they're a fan just by clicking a button and can then get updates right along with everything else.
I was going to give a shout out to Toby's various online endeavors at some point, I mean if he ever does manage to take over the world I'll be right there on the inside having him as part of my crew. He's the only cat in the crew who ventured onto the internet before me. Ok so his human does all his typing for him because he says has a hard time typing, but I think maybe he can type and just wants to get away with not having to type anything.
Check out Toby's other internet endeavors when you're done becoming a fan on facebook won't ya?
His second website(the first was killed by aol): LINK
His fanclub on sheezyart: LINK
His catster page (you can find me under family): LINK
Whoa there's a button for him on my blog, I had no idea that was gonna happen. Well until I get one of my own I suppose that particular space isn't all that needed for anything.
Humans I want my own fan page now!
Toby's Fan Page on Facebook!
Purrsonaly at the moment I think I'm getting the better side of this deal seeing as I have zero followers and he has several established fans and once he starts getting more famous over at facebook maybe I'll actually pick up a few followers too!
I gotta say, if I ever get any followers, it's be nice to have one of those.
Anyone can say they're a fan just by clicking a button and can then get updates right along with everything else.
I was going to give a shout out to Toby's various online endeavors at some point, I mean if he ever does manage to take over the world I'll be right there on the inside having him as part of my crew. He's the only cat in the crew who ventured onto the internet before me. Ok so his human does all his typing for him because he says has a hard time typing, but I think maybe he can type and just wants to get away with not having to type anything.
Check out Toby's other internet endeavors when you're done becoming a fan on facebook won't ya?
His second website(the first was killed by aol): LINK
His fanclub on sheezyart: LINK
His catster page (you can find me under family): LINK
Whoa there's a button for him on my blog, I had no idea that was gonna happen. Well until I get one of my own I suppose that particular space isn't all that needed for anything.
Humans I want my own fan page now!
Saturday, September 5, 2009
*munch munch*
You know, I love summer. Lots of fresh air, warm sun shining down on my fur, corn on the cob.
Oh yeah.
I don't know why the humans throw these cob things out. They're positively soaked in butter!
Who cares about the stupid corn? Ew veggies! But the cobs are like butter sponges you can just keep sucking on and they always taste grea...oh snap busted!
*run run run skid*
It's not my fault they put them in the plastic bin thing! How else am I supposed to get to em without knocking over the rest of the 'garbage'?
These humans seriously need to make this easier on me.
Oh yeah.
I don't know why the humans throw these cob things out. They're positively soaked in butter!
Who cares about the stupid corn? Ew veggies! But the cobs are like butter sponges you can just keep sucking on and they always taste grea...oh snap busted!
*run run run skid*
It's not my fault they put them in the plastic bin thing! How else am I supposed to get to em without knocking over the rest of the 'garbage'?
These humans seriously need to make this easier on me.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Sooooo relaaaaaaaaaxed!
Someone decided to give me a back massage today. Ok so the rest of the crew got em too along with a brushing and combing. Pampered felines we are. Even the sun came out!
Now if only they would of fed us early it would of been even cooler.
Patches even curled up and just slept in a warm lap for a while. The rest of us stretched out tail to nose on every available bed. Even crinkleball got in on the action and got a few good squishes from me before joining us all in bed.
I need more days like this.
Oh human! I need my pedicure now, and a platter of those lovely treats if you please.
Now if only they would of fed us early it would of been even cooler.
Patches even curled up and just slept in a warm lap for a while. The rest of us stretched out tail to nose on every available bed. Even crinkleball got in on the action and got a few good squishes from me before joining us all in bed.
I need more days like this.
Oh human! I need my pedicure now, and a platter of those lovely treats if you please.
What does it have to do with celery?
Explain something to me.
Today I stalked a leaf that the humans accidentally let in, purrfecting my paw steps to make little sound. As I wound up my tail end ready to pounce, one of the humans loudly proclaimed
"Oh look Ducky is doing the celery thing again!"
Of course this totally ruined any element of surprise I might of had with the leaf so I promptly turned and gave the human the ole stink eye and retreated to my wickerbed before the leaf could get any ideas.
What does celery have to do with stalking?
Humans make no sense!
Today I stalked a leaf that the humans accidentally let in, purrfecting my paw steps to make little sound. As I wound up my tail end ready to pounce, one of the humans loudly proclaimed
"Oh look Ducky is doing the celery thing again!"
Of course this totally ruined any element of surprise I might of had with the leaf so I promptly turned and gave the human the ole stink eye and retreated to my wickerbed before the leaf could get any ideas.
What does celery have to do with stalking?
Humans make no sense!
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