What is this?

It smells like catnip.
It's long and scruffy and very much toy like.

But the tag says "Dog Toy"!

I didn't know dogs like catnip too!

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Well they're still not having any of MY catnip!
And this toy thing has like no stuffing at all, impossibly hard to give it a proper bunny kick!
Impossibly easy to wrap it around me and smell nothing but catnip all day though.

I think I like this 'dog toy" afterall.

This Ducky is lucky!

Today I am Catster's Cat of the Day!

While I wait for my trophy I'd like to take a minute to thank catnip, without you this wouldn't be possible. I'd also like to thank the humans, for having this computer thing that allowed me to sleep all day on something warm. And of course Catster, for recognizing my tabby genius.

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Where's my trophy?

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Oh...there isn't one?

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Humans at home... make me a trophy...so I can knock it over and make you pick it up.