What is this?

It smells like catnip.
It's long and scruffy and very much toy like.

But the tag says "Dog Toy"!

I didn't know dogs like catnip too!

...

Well they're still not having any of MY catnip!
And this toy thing has like no stuffing at all, impossibly hard to give it a proper bunny kick!
Impossibly easy to wrap it around me and smell nothing but catnip all day though.

I think I like this 'dog toy" afterall.